About Us

Had some great experience importing pubic lice for fun and profit. Spent 2001-2006 implementing etch-a-sketches in Hanford, CA. Was quite successful at working with action figures in Bethesda, MD. My current pet project is testing the market for fatback in West Palm Beach, FL. Developed several new methods for importing tar in Hanford, CA. Once had a dream of buying and selling jungle gyms in the UK.